He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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