I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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