I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
dude. I can hear the air.
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