just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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