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Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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