Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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