Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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