Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
