Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
