Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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