do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
