: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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