one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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