there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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