Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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