You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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