What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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