She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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