I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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