My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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