do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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