Your dad touched me again.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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