where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
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