He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
barbara walters just said penis...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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