I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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