I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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