I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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