Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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