well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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