I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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