No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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