shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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