i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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