I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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