nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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