ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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