I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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