whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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