my mouth tastes like poor choices
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
My vagina is very pro this idea
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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