remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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