so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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