i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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