You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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