It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just want nice things and good sex
Gay?
German.
Pity.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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