we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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