what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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