Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
smell my finger.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize