I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize