ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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