so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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