weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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