my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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