You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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