If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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