how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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