woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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